he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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