4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
too bad you live with your parents still
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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