i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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