All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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