I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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