when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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