White coat. Heels.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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