i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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