my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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