Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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