fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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