Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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