My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hippo gnu deer
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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