we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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