I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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