Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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