so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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