Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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