Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am full of burrito and curiosity
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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