Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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