batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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