so explain again why im purple
no
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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