We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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