hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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