that's an acceptable place to lick
I look better un-naked...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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