how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
third nipple confirmed
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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