Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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