My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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