As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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