I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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