I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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