I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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