My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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