He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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