The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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