hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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