Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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