My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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