Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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