like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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