doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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