Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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