he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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