I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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