two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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