I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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