I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I didn't notice because vodka
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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