don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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