Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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