Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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